1 00:00:07,616 --> 00:00:09,225 You've reached Salty Breeze... 2 00:00:09,226 --> 00:00:11,054 Oh my God, this is ridiculous. 3 00:00:11,141 --> 00:00:12,881 I have called the Salty Breeze three times 4 00:00:12,882 --> 00:00:14,317 and nobody's picked up 5 00:00:14,318 --> 00:00:15,231 and that sheriff person isn't picking up either. 6 00:00:15,232 --> 00:00:16,929 How am I supposed to file a noise complaint 7 00:00:17,060 --> 00:00:18,669 if nobody picks up their phones? 8 00:00:18,670 --> 00:00:20,802 You know what, I'm going to have to do this myself. 9 00:00:20,803 --> 00:00:23,501 Okay, let's go. 10 00:00:23,632 --> 00:00:24,633 Where? 11 00:00:24,763 --> 00:00:26,374 To the Salty Breeze. 12 00:00:26,504 --> 00:00:27,897 This assault on my ears has gone on long enough. 13 00:00:27,984 --> 00:00:29,899 Eden, the last thing we need to do 14 00:00:29,986 --> 00:00:31,814 is for you to go over to the Salty Breeze 15 00:00:31,901 --> 00:00:33,903 and shut down karaoke night. 16 00:00:33,990 --> 00:00:35,687 Why is that the last thing we need? 17 00:00:35,774 --> 00:00:37,037 Well, I just, I mean... 18 00:00:37,124 --> 00:00:38,951 The last thing we need implies that 19 00:00:39,126 --> 00:00:42,259 there's a problem I would exacerbate by going there. 20 00:00:42,346 --> 00:00:44,914 That is grammatically correct, yes. 21 00:00:45,001 --> 00:00:45,827 So what are you saying? 22 00:00:45,828 --> 00:00:47,568 I'm saying, I just, 23 00:00:47,569 --> 00:00:49,092 I don't think people have quite warmed up to you yet. 24 00:00:49,223 --> 00:00:50,701 This is a town of Aerosmith-singing, 25 00:00:50,702 --> 00:00:52,008 lobster-shucking busybodies. 26 00:00:52,095 --> 00:00:53,879 Who cares if they've warmed up to me? 27 00:00:55,794 --> 00:00:58,101 Still, I just think going over to the Salty Breeze and... 28 00:00:58,232 --> 00:00:59,059 Ah! 29 00:01:02,323 --> 00:01:04,499 I am trying to help you get over your hemophobia. 30 00:01:04,586 --> 00:01:07,067 I really do appreciate that, but I, uh, oh, sorry, 31 00:01:07,154 --> 00:01:09,808 I just need a second. Um. Oh, boy. 32 00:01:09,895 --> 00:01:11,940 I tried exposure therapy already, 33 00:01:11,941 --> 00:01:13,943 and even when I knew where the blood was, 34 00:01:14,030 --> 00:01:16,337 it was challenging, so I think surprising me 35 00:01:16,424 --> 00:01:18,556 may be a bit advanced, so I just need a little warning. 36 00:01:18,687 --> 00:01:20,166 Well, no one's going to warn you 37 00:01:20,167 --> 00:01:21,342 when they're about to start bleeding, okay, sweetheart? 38 00:01:21,472 --> 00:01:22,691 - That's a good point. - Yeah. 39 00:01:22,821 --> 00:01:24,387 Now, let's go shut this down 40 00:01:24,388 --> 00:01:26,955 before they start singing "Free Bird." 41 00:01:26,956 --> 00:01:29,480 They're not going to do that. Geneva's out of town. 42 00:01:29,567 --> 00:01:33,093 ♪ There is a house in New Orleans ♪ 43 00:01:33,180 --> 00:01:37,140 ♪ They call the Rising Sun ♪ 44 00:01:37,227 --> 00:01:40,404 ♪ And it's been the ruin of many a poor boy ♪ 45 00:01:41,797 --> 00:01:44,538 ♪ God, I know, I'm the one ♪ 46 00:01:44,539 --> 00:01:45,757 You know, I still am not used to 47 00:01:45,844 --> 00:01:46,976 having you as my waitress. 48 00:01:47,063 --> 00:01:47,977 Oh, I kind of love it. 49 00:01:48,412 --> 00:01:49,631 I get a great supplemental income, 50 00:01:49,718 --> 00:01:51,198 and the lobster rolls, 51 00:01:51,285 --> 00:01:53,112 I get to hang out with all my favorite people, 52 00:01:53,113 --> 00:01:54,636 plus everyone overtips me, 53 00:01:54,723 --> 00:01:57,029 which is kind of embarrassing, but also kind of great. 54 00:01:57,160 --> 00:01:58,118 Let me know if you need anything. 55 00:01:58,205 --> 00:02:00,207 Okay. Thank you. 56 00:02:00,816 --> 00:02:04,645 Hal. You want to practice for the crate race with me tomorrow? 57 00:02:04,646 --> 00:02:06,604 I actually think I'm just going to watch this year. 58 00:02:06,735 --> 00:02:08,563 We've been doing this together since you were six. 59 00:02:08,650 --> 00:02:10,347 - It's our thing. - You can still do it. 60 00:02:11,348 --> 00:02:13,524 All right. Suit yourself. 61 00:02:16,658 --> 00:02:17,354 Rude. 62 00:02:19,965 --> 00:02:23,360 ♪ And God, I know I'm the one 63 00:02:23,882 --> 00:02:27,886 ♪ And God, I know I'm the one ♪ 64 00:02:27,973 --> 00:02:31,760 ♪ And God I know I'm ♪ 65 00:02:32,413 --> 00:02:34,763 Well, now we know why he wasn't answering the phone. 66 00:02:34,850 --> 00:02:37,679 ♪ The one ♪ 67 00:02:44,860 --> 00:02:49,256 Thank you. I think we all know who should sing next. 68 00:02:49,343 --> 00:02:50,779 No, I am definitely shutting this party down. 69 00:02:50,996 --> 00:02:54,435 - Louisa! Louisa! Louisa! - No, no, I'm working. 70 00:02:54,565 --> 00:02:56,698 Louisa! Louisa! 71 00:03:00,049 --> 00:03:03,618 Yeah, yeah, Louisa! Yeah! 72 00:03:05,794 --> 00:03:09,450 ♪ I don't know what it is that makes me love you so ♪ 73 00:03:09,580 --> 00:03:14,062 ♪ I only know I never want to let you go ♪ 74 00:03:14,063 --> 00:03:17,849 ♪ 'Cause you started something, oh, can't you see ♪ 75 00:03:17,936 --> 00:03:22,506 ♪ That ever since we met, you've had a hold on me ♪ 76 00:03:22,593 --> 00:03:26,423 ♪ And it happens to be true ♪ 77 00:03:26,510 --> 00:03:30,775 ♪ I only want to be with you ♪ 78 00:03:30,906 --> 00:03:34,865 ♪ It doesn't matter where you go or what you do ♪ 79 00:03:34,866 --> 00:03:37,086 Okay. Vodka. Whatever crap brand you have. 80 00:03:37,173 --> 00:03:38,174 Neat. Make it a double. 81 00:03:39,262 --> 00:03:40,742 Everybody! 82 00:03:40,829 --> 00:03:45,311 ♪ It doesn't matter what you do ♪ 83 00:03:45,312 --> 00:03:49,097 ♪ I only want to be with you 84 00:03:49,098 --> 00:03:51,099 ♪ And you and you and you and you and you and you ♪ 85 00:03:51,100 --> 00:03:53,711 ♪ and you and all of you 86 00:03:53,842 --> 00:03:56,758 Oh, it gets me every time. 87 00:03:58,412 --> 00:04:00,674 Who's next? 88 00:04:00,675 --> 00:04:03,111 Me. Me. I am. 89 00:04:03,112 --> 00:04:05,593 I am the next one on the docket. 90 00:04:05,723 --> 00:04:08,117 I don't want you to worry. I am actually very good at karaoke. 91 00:04:08,204 --> 00:04:09,771 I thought we came here to stop. 92 00:04:09,858 --> 00:04:11,815 I changed my mind. 93 00:04:11,816 --> 00:04:14,166 Eden! Yay! 94 00:04:14,297 --> 00:04:15,472 Thank you so much. Thank you. 95 00:04:15,559 --> 00:04:16,907 Ah. 96 00:04:16,908 --> 00:04:18,736 All right, girl doc. 97 00:04:18,867 --> 00:04:22,392 Okay. Yes, I am ready for whenever the music starts. 98 00:04:25,003 --> 00:04:28,267 ♪ Hello, railroad ♪ 99 00:04:28,268 --> 00:04:31,662 ♪ Is this the railroad 100 00:04:31,749 --> 00:04:35,405 ♪ I want a one-way ticket down to Tennessee ♪ 101 00:04:35,536 --> 00:04:39,147 ♪ I'm leaving immediately, Chattanooga, here we come ♪ 102 00:04:39,148 --> 00:04:42,020 ♪ I can't afford to board the Chattanooga ♪ 103 00:04:42,107 --> 00:04:44,458 Everybody! Choo choo! 104 00:04:44,545 --> 00:04:45,937 Choo choo! 105 00:04:46,024 --> 00:04:47,938 Everyone choo choo. 106 00:04:50,202 --> 00:04:52,553 Well, if anyone could kill someone 107 00:04:52,640 --> 00:04:54,294 with their singing, it'd be that one. 108 00:05:19,580 --> 00:05:20,842 What happened? Was it a seizure? 109 00:05:20,929 --> 00:05:22,496 No, if it were, he'd still be unconscious. 110 00:05:22,583 --> 00:05:24,846 I think he fainted. 111 00:05:24,933 --> 00:05:27,805 I might have had one too many pale ales. 112 00:05:27,936 --> 00:05:29,632 That would explain the fainting. 113 00:05:29,633 --> 00:05:31,765 Why don't you lay off the IPAs, hydrate, 114 00:05:31,766 --> 00:05:33,028 and come see me in the morning? 115 00:05:33,158 --> 00:05:36,987 Well, I think that wraps up karaoke night. 116 00:05:36,988 --> 00:05:38,076 Until next week! 117 00:05:38,163 --> 00:05:40,296 Okay, but no, we don't clap yet, 118 00:05:40,383 --> 00:05:41,515 because I only got through one verse. 119 00:05:41,602 --> 00:05:43,255 Yeah, but it's getting late. 120 00:05:43,386 --> 00:05:44,431 And we're getting a lot of noise complaints. 121 00:05:45,867 --> 00:05:46,911 That was you. 122 00:05:51,742 --> 00:05:53,396 Are you sure it wasn't the singing? 123 00:05:53,483 --> 00:05:56,442 Was it Eden's voice that magically made you faint? 124 00:05:56,443 --> 00:05:59,662 Or this blood test that shows you're dehydrated? 125 00:05:59,663 --> 00:06:02,579 I gotta go with Eden. I made it through every other song safely. 126 00:06:04,233 --> 00:06:05,582 Oh, it might be this. 127 00:06:05,669 --> 00:06:08,019 I've been training, so maybe I overdid it. 128 00:06:08,106 --> 00:06:09,020 Training? Training for what? 129 00:06:09,107 --> 00:06:10,457 For the crate race. 130 00:06:10,848 --> 00:06:12,284 You gotta run across this train in lobster crates. 131 00:06:12,415 --> 00:06:15,331 I'm familiar with the crate race. Do you normally exercise? 132 00:06:15,418 --> 00:06:17,768 Well, I'm an accountant, and I work from home, so. 133 00:06:17,855 --> 00:06:20,118 So walks to and from the fridge? 134 00:06:20,205 --> 00:06:22,251 To be honest, my desk chair has wheels on it, 135 00:06:22,425 --> 00:06:26,081 so sometimes I wheel myself to it. 136 00:06:26,255 --> 00:06:28,997 And you decided it was a good idea to go from being as active 137 00:06:29,084 --> 00:06:32,043 as an area rug to training all day several days in a row? 138 00:06:32,130 --> 00:06:33,567 Can't rely on muscle memory. 139 00:06:33,654 --> 00:06:35,699 What kind of memories could your muscles possibly have? 140 00:06:36,570 --> 00:06:38,266 Who else is training for this race? 141 00:06:38,267 --> 00:06:41,400 Larry Jackson, Burt Large, that red-headed guy Tim, 142 00:06:41,401 --> 00:06:43,054 ooh, asthmatic Andrew. 143 00:06:43,141 --> 00:06:44,272 There's an all-star lineup. 144 00:06:44,273 --> 00:06:45,448 Anyone in decent health doing it? 145 00:06:45,579 --> 00:06:46,797 Must be a few. 146 00:06:46,884 --> 00:06:48,799 Half the town's practicing in the harbor right now. 147 00:06:48,886 --> 00:06:50,497 Well, I can't believe I'm saying this to a man 148 00:06:50,671 --> 00:06:52,586 who takes transportation to the refrigerator, 149 00:06:52,716 --> 00:06:54,457 but you need to stop exerting yourself. 150 00:06:54,588 --> 00:06:56,590 Rest. Drink a lot of water. 151 00:06:56,720 --> 00:06:59,505 And then you need a regular exercise routine, 152 00:06:59,506 --> 00:07:01,246 and by which, I mean daily, not annually. 153 00:07:01,421 --> 00:07:03,031 - I meditate. - Doesn't count. 154 00:07:07,557 --> 00:07:09,733 Way back in the 1970s, 155 00:07:09,820 --> 00:07:13,781 a third-generation lobsterman invented the lobster crate race 156 00:07:13,911 --> 00:07:16,610 and we do one here in Port Wenn every year 157 00:07:16,697 --> 00:07:19,308 just to celebrate the industry that put us on the map. 158 00:07:19,395 --> 00:07:22,833 And this bell back here gets rung for the winner. 159 00:07:22,964 --> 00:07:24,965 How do you win? 160 00:07:24,966 --> 00:07:26,358 Well, as you can see, these bozos who were trying 161 00:07:26,489 --> 00:07:28,752 to demonstrate not very well. 162 00:07:28,839 --> 00:07:31,146 The thing you want to do is the person who gets across 163 00:07:31,276 --> 00:07:35,193 the most crates before falling into the water is the winner. 164 00:07:35,280 --> 00:07:36,978 What's the most anyone's ever done? 165 00:07:37,065 --> 00:07:41,330 Well, here in Port Wenn, the record is 31 crates. 166 00:07:41,504 --> 00:07:44,420 And do you know who holds that record? 167 00:07:44,507 --> 00:07:46,204 - My daddy? - A lobster? 168 00:07:46,291 --> 00:07:47,771 Wild guess. Sarah Best. 169 00:07:47,858 --> 00:07:51,383 Yes! I set that record when I was 15 years old. 170 00:07:51,514 --> 00:07:53,342 And nobody has beat it since. 171 00:07:53,429 --> 00:07:57,041 No one has gone past 30 crates. 172 00:07:57,128 --> 00:07:58,739 Can anybody enter? 173 00:07:58,869 --> 00:08:00,784 - Yeah, it's for everybody. - Maybe I'll try this year. 174 00:08:00,871 --> 00:08:03,439 You should. That'd be hilarious. 175 00:08:04,353 --> 00:08:06,877 Actually, Peter, I think you'd be really good at it. 176 00:08:06,964 --> 00:08:08,575 You know, there's an advantage. 177 00:08:08,749 --> 00:08:11,186 Because the lighter you are, the easier it is. 178 00:08:11,316 --> 00:08:12,840 You just dance across those crates. 179 00:08:15,799 --> 00:08:18,454 Oh! It's so cold! I think 180 00:08:18,541 --> 00:08:19,455 I think I banged my knee. 181 00:08:19,890 --> 00:08:22,110 Just stop it. All right? Stop the carnage. 182 00:08:22,197 --> 00:08:24,938 Can't, Doc. The lobster crate race is next Saturday. 183 00:08:24,939 --> 00:08:26,244 To win, you gotta be able to... 184 00:08:26,331 --> 00:08:27,594 Yeah, I know about the crate race. 185 00:08:27,985 --> 00:08:29,944 And I can't believe you're still doing it after all these years. 186 00:08:30,031 --> 00:08:32,033 - So great, right? - No. 187 00:08:32,120 --> 00:08:33,425 There's so many ways that you could get injured. 188 00:08:33,687 --> 00:08:37,603 Splinters, tetanus, drowning. Not to mention twisted ankles. 189 00:08:37,604 --> 00:08:40,476 Yeah, I know why Eeyore here wants to stop this race. 190 00:08:40,563 --> 00:08:42,390 As a kid, he was so scared, 191 00:08:42,391 --> 00:08:43,958 he never even made it to the second crate. 192 00:08:44,045 --> 00:08:45,699 Glendon, why don't you shut it? 193 00:08:45,786 --> 00:08:47,614 And before he fell in, he peed himself. 194 00:08:47,701 --> 00:08:49,311 He was wet before he went in the water. 195 00:08:52,183 --> 00:08:53,576 That's not what happened. 196 00:08:53,707 --> 00:08:55,012 That's not... No one peed themselves. 197 00:08:55,143 --> 00:08:56,927 Okay, I'm not trying to stop the race. 198 00:08:57,014 --> 00:08:58,799 But I am mandating that everyone who participates 199 00:08:58,929 --> 00:09:00,061 gets a physical first. 200 00:09:00,148 --> 00:09:01,628 Okay. Marty One-Crate. 201 00:09:01,715 --> 00:09:03,412 Well, Glendon, 16 crates, 202 00:09:03,499 --> 00:09:05,414 you might have won a couple of these races, 203 00:09:05,501 --> 00:09:07,068 but you never broke my record. 204 00:09:09,636 --> 00:09:11,551 I look forward to seeing you all at my office soon. 205 00:09:17,731 --> 00:09:18,993 Hey, hey! 206 00:09:19,080 --> 00:09:20,342 Big day Saturday. 207 00:09:20,429 --> 00:09:21,735 Crate race! 208 00:09:23,824 --> 00:09:26,522 You from-aways have no idea what you're getting into. 209 00:09:26,609 --> 00:09:27,871 You from-heres want to bet? 210 00:09:27,958 --> 00:09:29,220 You've got no chance. 211 00:09:29,307 --> 00:09:30,874 We've been doing this since we were kids. 212 00:09:30,961 --> 00:09:33,094 Oh, really? I was on a Japanese game show. 213 00:09:33,181 --> 00:09:35,444 If there's not a giant mallet trying to knock you off 214 00:09:35,531 --> 00:09:37,577 like a croquet ball, I'm not worried. 215 00:09:37,664 --> 00:09:38,882 Oh, I saw that video. 216 00:09:38,969 --> 00:09:42,538 200 bucks says a Port Wenn local wins. 217 00:09:45,236 --> 00:09:46,237 You're on. 218 00:09:48,805 --> 00:09:50,241 Elaine, you should enter. 219 00:09:50,328 --> 00:09:52,025 We should show these boys how it's done. 220 00:09:52,026 --> 00:09:53,027 Yeah, I, uh, 221 00:09:53,505 --> 00:09:54,376 actually, I don't... I don't know if I'm gonna go this year. 222 00:09:54,463 --> 00:09:56,465 I have a thing I have to do. 223 00:09:56,552 --> 00:09:58,031 What could be more important 224 00:09:58,032 --> 00:09:59,468 - than the lobster crate race? - Nothing. 225 00:09:59,555 --> 00:10:01,775 Plus, it's the last one before you and Al leave. 226 00:10:01,862 --> 00:10:03,036 I can't believe you're leaving us. 227 00:10:03,037 --> 00:10:04,821 I can't believe they both are. 228 00:10:04,908 --> 00:10:05,909 What'll we do without you? 229 00:10:05,996 --> 00:10:07,910 Maybe I'll actually see patients. 230 00:10:07,911 --> 00:10:09,696 Elaine, we have back-to-back physicals. 231 00:10:09,783 --> 00:10:11,828 I know. Also. 232 00:10:14,004 --> 00:10:18,226 Renee, always such a nice surprise to see you. 233 00:10:18,313 --> 00:10:19,619 It's gonna be a long and repetitive day, 234 00:10:19,706 --> 00:10:21,055 so no need to stay for all of it. 235 00:10:21,142 --> 00:10:23,231 Don't worry about me. I've got Candy Crush on my phone. 236 00:10:23,318 --> 00:10:25,275 I have no idea what that is, but I hope it's not distracting. 237 00:10:25,276 --> 00:10:26,843 - No, I can still monitor you. - To me. 238 00:10:26,930 --> 00:10:28,714 I hope it's not distracting to me. 239 00:10:28,715 --> 00:10:30,455 Elaine, you need to take blood and run urine tests. 240 00:10:30,542 --> 00:10:32,848 Obviously, no pregnant women should take part, okay? 241 00:10:32,849 --> 00:10:34,503 And where are those intake forms? 242 00:10:34,590 --> 00:10:36,157 Come on, let's go. Get it together. 243 00:10:36,244 --> 00:10:38,071 When your boss tells you to get it together, 244 00:10:38,072 --> 00:10:39,639 use your Swingline classic stapler. 245 00:10:41,771 --> 00:10:43,033 - I, uh... - I don't need to know. 246 00:10:43,120 --> 00:10:44,121 Just send in a patient. 247 00:10:44,252 --> 00:10:45,427 Yes. Patients. Yes. 248 00:10:48,169 --> 00:10:49,866 Well, I guess I'm done here. 249 00:10:49,953 --> 00:10:51,694 Run out of candy to crush? 250 00:10:51,781 --> 00:10:53,087 They add new levels every week. 251 00:10:53,174 --> 00:10:54,784 It gets more and more challenging, 252 00:10:54,915 --> 00:10:56,786 - and there's really no end. - Much like your visits. 253 00:10:56,917 --> 00:10:59,049 For your information, I'm giving you a ten out of ten today. 254 00:10:59,136 --> 00:11:00,746 Another few months of days like this, 255 00:11:00,747 --> 00:11:01,443 and you'll be free and clear. 256 00:11:01,530 --> 00:11:03,010 Just don't mess up. 257 00:11:03,140 --> 00:11:06,534 Doc? We have three positive pregnancy tests, 258 00:11:06,535 --> 00:11:08,015 and they're all men. 259 00:11:16,850 --> 00:11:18,503 Did you mix up the urine samples? 260 00:11:18,634 --> 00:11:19,679 No, I'm not stupid. 261 00:11:19,766 --> 00:11:21,549 I just saw you try to sell a stapler 262 00:11:21,550 --> 00:11:22,769 to an imaginary audience. 263 00:11:22,856 --> 00:11:24,379 I did everything you asked today. 264 00:11:24,509 --> 00:11:27,034 For efficiency, I just tested everyone for everything. 265 00:11:27,164 --> 00:11:28,731 Isn't the real question, why are three men pregnant? 266 00:11:28,862 --> 00:11:30,167 A positive pregnancy test 267 00:11:30,298 --> 00:11:32,169 for a man could mean testicular cancer. 268 00:11:32,300 --> 00:11:34,345 Why is there so little in their files? 269 00:11:34,432 --> 00:11:35,346 They're all from-aways. 270 00:11:39,437 --> 00:11:41,570 They all work at the only processing plant. 271 00:11:46,662 --> 00:11:48,707 So, this date tonight, anyone I know? 272 00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:50,447 Definitely not. 273 00:11:50,448 --> 00:11:53,234 I thought I'd cast a wider net. I'm going to Millbridge. 274 00:11:53,321 --> 00:11:55,802 Thought it would be nice to maybe find somebody 275 00:11:55,889 --> 00:11:57,804 who hasn't already met my ma. 276 00:11:57,891 --> 00:11:59,022 I'm going to Millbridge tonight, too. 277 00:11:59,109 --> 00:12:01,155 No way. What are you doing over there? 278 00:12:01,242 --> 00:12:03,548 Just meeting a friend. 279 00:12:03,679 --> 00:12:04,680 Oh. 280 00:12:07,161 --> 00:12:09,119 Actually, I also have a date there. 281 00:12:09,206 --> 00:12:10,947 - Well, why did you say so? - I just wasn't sure. 282 00:12:11,034 --> 00:12:12,427 I'm happy for you. 283 00:12:12,557 --> 00:12:14,081 - I'm happy for you. - I knew you would be. 284 00:12:15,691 --> 00:12:18,085 Honestly, I might cancel. 285 00:12:18,215 --> 00:12:20,174 Elaine convinced me to try online dating, 286 00:12:20,261 --> 00:12:21,957 but I just, it's such a long drive. 287 00:12:21,958 --> 00:12:23,394 Why not tell him to come here? 288 00:12:23,481 --> 00:12:24,831 Because then he would have the long drive, 289 00:12:24,918 --> 00:12:26,746 and I don't want to feel guilty ending the date early 290 00:12:26,833 --> 00:12:27,834 if it's not going well. 291 00:12:27,921 --> 00:12:28,835 Hey, maybe we should carpool. 292 00:12:33,404 --> 00:12:34,579 Or would that be weird? 293 00:12:34,666 --> 00:12:35,755 Yeah, that would be a lot weirder. 294 00:12:35,842 --> 00:12:36,973 - Don't you think? - Totally. 295 00:12:37,060 --> 00:12:38,235 It might be kind of weird. 296 00:12:38,366 --> 00:12:40,281 For you, maybe. I don't think so. 297 00:12:40,368 --> 00:12:41,760 I'd be fine with it. 298 00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:42,849 We're buds now. 299 00:12:52,510 --> 00:12:54,164 Are you for real? 300 00:12:54,251 --> 00:12:55,383 You need another urine sample? 301 00:12:55,470 --> 00:12:56,471 It's just a precaution. 302 00:12:56,645 --> 00:12:57,777 There was an issue with some tests today. 303 00:12:57,864 --> 00:12:59,430 Dude, I had an easier time 304 00:12:59,517 --> 00:13:00,823 qualifying for the kamikaze challenge, 305 00:13:00,954 --> 00:13:02,825 and people lost limbs on that show. 306 00:13:03,739 --> 00:13:05,480 That one guy with the kneecap? 307 00:13:05,610 --> 00:13:09,092 Listen, dudes, as delightful as it is 308 00:13:09,179 --> 00:13:11,355 watching you remove these sea urchins gonads, 309 00:13:11,486 --> 00:13:12,966 I'm only here because I'm concerned about your health, 310 00:13:13,053 --> 00:13:14,881 so drop your new samples off at my office today. 311 00:13:17,100 --> 00:13:18,885 Wait, these are their balls? 312 00:13:35,118 --> 00:13:37,860 It's harder than it looks, right? 313 00:13:37,947 --> 00:13:40,035 I couldn't even get past three crates. 314 00:13:40,036 --> 00:13:41,124 Maybe you could coach me. 315 00:13:41,211 --> 00:13:42,560 No, sorry, can't. 316 00:13:42,647 --> 00:13:44,605 Can you just give me some pointers? 317 00:13:44,606 --> 00:13:46,129 No, I can't. 318 00:13:46,216 --> 00:13:49,131 Kids in my class already pick on me for everything. 319 00:13:49,132 --> 00:13:51,047 If I win this, maybe they'll finally stop. 320 00:13:51,134 --> 00:13:52,744 And if it goes horribly wrong, 321 00:13:52,875 --> 00:13:54,572 I don't want to be responsible for that. 322 00:13:54,659 --> 00:13:56,009 Maybe it's just not your thing. 323 00:13:56,096 --> 00:13:57,358 It's the only thing left. 324 00:13:57,445 --> 00:14:00,274 I won a spelling bee once, but the word was on "asinine," 325 00:14:00,361 --> 00:14:02,493 so I still got teased. 326 00:14:02,580 --> 00:14:05,932 This has to be my thing. Yeah, come on. 327 00:14:15,028 --> 00:14:17,507 Fine, okay. 328 00:14:17,508 --> 00:14:21,599 Rule number one, the slower you go, the faster you fall. 329 00:14:25,908 --> 00:14:28,780 - I'm sweating. - Louisa, is that him? 330 00:14:28,911 --> 00:14:29,650 - What? - The gentleman right there 331 00:14:29,651 --> 00:14:30,695 in the sweater vest? 332 00:14:30,826 --> 00:14:33,307 Uh, he looked a lot younger 333 00:14:33,394 --> 00:14:36,136 in his pictures and said he was 5 '11", so probably. 334 00:14:36,266 --> 00:14:39,966 Oh. Oh, wait. I, um, I think I see him. 335 00:14:40,053 --> 00:14:41,097 Wait, does he look like his picture? 336 00:14:41,184 --> 00:14:43,839 Uh, no, he looks better, actually. 337 00:14:44,405 --> 00:14:47,060 I'm gonna let him go in first so I can make an entrance. 338 00:14:47,147 --> 00:14:48,670 - Yeah. Yeah. - Yeah. Good idea. Very smart. 339 00:14:51,629 --> 00:14:53,327 - Louisa? - Oh, hello. 340 00:14:53,414 --> 00:14:54,675 Yes, hi, it's me. 341 00:14:54,676 --> 00:14:56,460 You must be Alec. 342 00:14:57,635 --> 00:14:59,420 That or some random man who just guessed your name. 343 00:14:59,507 --> 00:15:01,944 - Oh. - Stop, bro. 344 00:15:03,946 --> 00:15:06,427 I just, um, you know, just caught a ride. 345 00:15:06,644 --> 00:15:07,776 Bye, friend. 346 00:15:07,863 --> 00:15:09,299 You're gonna rock this. 347 00:15:09,430 --> 00:15:10,561 Thank you. 348 00:15:18,526 --> 00:15:20,920 Elaine, have those men dropped off their urine samples? 349 00:15:21,007 --> 00:15:24,009 - Nope. - How hard is it to pee in a cup? 350 00:15:24,010 --> 00:15:26,012 You know, for the ladies, it's actually not that easy 351 00:15:26,099 --> 00:15:27,622 - because you have to guess... - Nope. 352 00:15:27,752 --> 00:15:29,972 - If it's gonna get... No? - Nope. Mm-mm. 353 00:15:30,103 --> 00:15:31,843 Hi. What are you doing here? 354 00:15:31,974 --> 00:15:34,367 I just need doc to sign off on these medical records 355 00:15:34,368 --> 00:15:36,021 for Columbia, so can I just leave them with you? 356 00:15:36,022 --> 00:15:37,545 Sure. It's pretty straightforward. 357 00:15:37,632 --> 00:15:39,372 It shouldn't take very long if you want to stick around. 358 00:15:39,373 --> 00:15:41,766 Post-its. Why not stick around? 359 00:15:41,897 --> 00:15:43,377 Good, right? 360 00:15:43,464 --> 00:15:44,508 That's so good. 361 00:15:44,595 --> 00:15:46,032 I'm making a reel 362 00:15:46,206 --> 00:15:48,295 so that I can get a commercial agent in New York. 363 00:15:48,425 --> 00:15:49,644 - Fantastic. - Ooh, I heard you can make 364 00:15:49,774 --> 00:15:51,341 a lot of money doing commercials. 365 00:15:51,428 --> 00:15:53,168 I may not be a fancy actress like Jennifer Lawrence, 366 00:15:53,169 --> 00:15:55,693 but I could be Flo from Progressive. 367 00:15:55,780 --> 00:15:56,781 Flo from what? 368 00:15:57,434 --> 00:15:59,045 You know what? Never mind. 369 00:15:59,132 --> 00:16:00,785 Al, we have your vaccination records. 370 00:16:00,916 --> 00:16:02,657 The only thing that's left 371 00:16:02,787 --> 00:16:05,399 on this is your family history form. 372 00:16:05,486 --> 00:16:07,488 Well, my mom isn't around. 373 00:16:07,575 --> 00:16:10,012 My dad isn't my dad, so your guess is as good as mine. 374 00:16:10,099 --> 00:16:13,407 Al, no offense, but this is getting kind of old. 375 00:16:13,494 --> 00:16:15,670 Bert is your dad. Can you just make up with him already? 376 00:16:15,800 --> 00:16:17,063 I'll sign it, okay? 377 00:16:17,150 --> 00:16:19,629 And then Elaine can help you fill out the rest. 378 00:16:19,630 --> 00:16:20,849 Now, if you'll excuse me, 379 00:16:20,936 --> 00:16:23,069 I have to go find some men and get them to urinate. 380 00:16:23,373 --> 00:16:25,506 They usually go to the Salty Breeze after work. 381 00:16:26,637 --> 00:16:28,944 Elaine, I don't think you understand what it's like 382 00:16:29,031 --> 00:16:30,424 to be lied to your whole life, 383 00:16:30,511 --> 00:16:32,861 to find out that you don't have a real dad. 384 00:16:32,948 --> 00:16:34,297 I don't understand? 385 00:16:34,384 --> 00:16:37,299 No, I understand. 386 00:16:37,300 --> 00:16:39,302 You're the one that doesn't understand. 387 00:16:39,389 --> 00:16:41,522 - What don't I understand? - Anything. 388 00:16:45,874 --> 00:16:47,093 Yeah. 389 00:16:56,667 --> 00:16:59,714 I... I... I love that you wanted to share entrees. 390 00:16:59,801 --> 00:17:01,237 It's so much better because then you don't have to decide. 391 00:17:01,324 --> 00:17:03,196 - You don't have to decide. - Exactly. 392 00:17:06,460 --> 00:17:09,419 So tell me, how is someone as beautiful, 393 00:17:09,506 --> 00:17:12,509 fun and smart as you still single? 394 00:17:12,640 --> 00:17:13,945 Have you ever been married? 395 00:17:14,076 --> 00:17:15,817 Never been married. How about you? 396 00:17:15,904 --> 00:17:17,688 - I'm divorced. - Okay. 397 00:17:17,775 --> 00:17:21,823 Yeah. In fact, full disclosure, I've been married twice. 398 00:17:21,910 --> 00:17:24,217 Yeah. I rarely admit it. 399 00:17:24,304 --> 00:17:26,436 It's so embarrassing, just already... 400 00:17:26,567 --> 00:17:28,308 No, no, no. I... 401 00:17:28,395 --> 00:17:30,092 I actually love that you feel you can be honest with me. 402 00:17:30,223 --> 00:17:31,876 I love that I want to be honest with you. 403 00:17:31,963 --> 00:17:33,703 - And you can be honest with me. - I love that, too. 404 00:17:33,704 --> 00:17:36,402 Okay. So, honestly, do you want kids? 405 00:17:36,403 --> 00:17:38,361 I do. 406 00:17:38,448 --> 00:17:39,840 Great. So do I. 407 00:17:39,841 --> 00:17:41,364 Yay. 408 00:17:44,106 --> 00:17:45,803 In fact, if I'm being honest, 409 00:17:45,890 --> 00:17:47,762 I am currently trying to get pregnant. 410 00:17:47,892 --> 00:17:48,936 - Wait, what? - Yeah. 411 00:17:48,937 --> 00:17:50,547 I was told that my window was closing, 412 00:17:50,678 --> 00:17:52,593 so I decided to do IVF on my own. 413 00:17:52,680 --> 00:17:54,377 Now... now, while... while you're dating? 414 00:17:54,464 --> 00:17:56,249 Uh-huh. I... I just did the procedure 415 00:17:56,336 --> 00:17:58,338 where they harvest my eggs, but don't worry. 416 00:17:58,468 --> 00:17:59,729 They haven't been fertilized yet. 417 00:17:59,730 --> 00:18:02,080 If you want to get in on this... 418 00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:03,560 You don't have to. 419 00:18:03,691 --> 00:18:04,866 Yeah, that's really weird, 420 00:18:04,953 --> 00:18:06,824 doing IVF while you're dating. 421 00:18:06,911 --> 00:18:09,262 Yeah, when I, uh, heard it out loud, 422 00:18:09,349 --> 00:18:11,959 I guess it did sound like not great. 423 00:18:11,960 --> 00:18:13,701 - Yeah, yeah. No, it's weird. - Yeah. 424 00:18:13,788 --> 00:18:15,790 Weirder than two failed marriages under the age of 40. 425 00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:18,532 See? Now, you're making me mean. 426 00:18:18,619 --> 00:18:20,316 This was a terrible idea. 427 00:18:23,014 --> 00:18:26,061 Um, so, uh, I actually, um, can't leave yet 428 00:18:26,279 --> 00:18:28,716 because I carpooled here with my ex-fiancé. 429 00:18:28,846 --> 00:18:30,413 Yeah, of course you did. 430 00:18:30,500 --> 00:18:31,501 Should we have dessert? 431 00:18:33,373 --> 00:18:35,548 We gotta find another bar around here. 432 00:18:35,549 --> 00:18:37,638 This place don't got the vibes I'm looking for. 433 00:18:37,725 --> 00:18:39,596 Hi. I heard you might be here. 434 00:18:39,727 --> 00:18:40,989 Do we need a physical to get a beer in this town? 435 00:18:41,076 --> 00:18:45,167 No, you don't, but I did bring these. 436 00:18:45,733 --> 00:18:47,169 Now, would you like directions to the men's room? 437 00:18:47,300 --> 00:18:48,344 Sorry, I just peed fresh out, so... 438 00:18:48,431 --> 00:18:49,867 Fresh out, so. 439 00:18:49,954 --> 00:18:52,348 Plus, we want to get out of here before the karaoke starts. 440 00:18:52,435 --> 00:18:53,696 There's no karaoke tonight. 441 00:18:53,697 --> 00:18:55,177 Um... 442 00:18:55,612 --> 00:18:58,354 Is there? Is there? Let me check it out. Just... 443 00:19:00,095 --> 00:19:03,316 Look, I have been trying not to alarm you, 444 00:19:03,403 --> 00:19:06,013 but if I could just talk to you individually. 445 00:19:06,014 --> 00:19:07,320 Whatever you need to say, you can just say it 446 00:19:07,407 --> 00:19:08,930 - in front of all of us. - We're family, bro. 447 00:19:09,017 --> 00:19:10,584 Fine. 448 00:19:10,671 --> 00:19:14,196 It's possible, based on your original urine tests, 449 00:19:14,327 --> 00:19:17,242 you all have testicular cancer. 450 00:19:17,243 --> 00:19:21,029 Now, I don't know how or why there are three cases happening 451 00:19:21,116 --> 00:19:22,248 all at the same time yet, 452 00:19:22,422 --> 00:19:23,814 but I don't think it's asking too much 453 00:19:23,901 --> 00:19:25,164 for you to pee in a damn cup. 454 00:19:29,255 --> 00:19:30,820 - Nah, I'm good. - Yeah. 455 00:19:30,821 --> 00:19:31,909 Thanks for telling us now, though. 456 00:19:31,996 --> 00:19:33,520 - Yeah. Later. - We appreciate it, buddy. 457 00:19:33,650 --> 00:19:35,957 Later? I just told you, you might have cancer. 458 00:19:36,044 --> 00:19:37,567 You know what? Fine. 459 00:19:37,654 --> 00:19:38,568 If you're not gonna give me the urine samples, 460 00:19:38,655 --> 00:19:39,700 then you know what I have to do? 461 00:19:39,787 --> 00:19:40,831 I'm gonna have to examine your balls. 462 00:19:40,918 --> 00:19:42,268 - Um. - No. 463 00:19:42,355 --> 00:19:43,573 One at a time. Right now. In the bathroom. 464 00:19:43,660 --> 00:19:46,228 This is a weird town and you're a weird dude. 465 00:19:48,361 --> 00:19:50,101 Karaoke is Sunday nights only. 466 00:19:50,232 --> 00:19:52,277 People were upset that we ended early 467 00:19:52,278 --> 00:19:53,931 and they couldn't sing their song. 468 00:19:54,018 --> 00:19:55,716 - It's only fair. - I was one of those people. 469 00:19:55,803 --> 00:19:59,067 I did not get to finish my song, and that song always kills. 470 00:19:59,154 --> 00:20:00,938 We know. Please don't sing. 471 00:20:01,025 --> 00:20:03,288 I like to get home to watch my kids grow old. 472 00:20:03,289 --> 00:20:05,726 Then you should watch your cholesterol. 473 00:20:05,813 --> 00:20:07,467 All right? That steak will kill you before anything else does. 474 00:20:07,597 --> 00:20:09,294 Let's just get dinner to go. 475 00:20:09,295 --> 00:20:10,731 No. I would like a second chance. 476 00:20:10,818 --> 00:20:12,385 And we'd like to give you one. 477 00:20:12,472 --> 00:20:15,301 But it takes the ambulances a long time to get here. 478 00:20:15,388 --> 00:20:17,738 Come on. Eden is making an effort. 479 00:20:17,825 --> 00:20:19,000 I'm still recovering from the last time 480 00:20:19,087 --> 00:20:20,870 she made an effort. 481 00:20:22,743 --> 00:20:25,311 Oh, excuse me. Can you all just... Excuse me. 482 00:20:25,398 --> 00:20:27,877 You know... Excuse me. 483 00:20:27,878 --> 00:20:30,663 Eden's singing did not cause anyone to faint. 484 00:20:30,664 --> 00:20:31,926 Ooh. 485 00:20:32,056 --> 00:20:34,015 You know, for a town that prides itself 486 00:20:34,189 --> 00:20:36,496 on kindness and acceptance, 487 00:20:36,583 --> 00:20:38,324 you're not being very welcoming to my girlfriend. 488 00:20:38,411 --> 00:20:40,195 I don't appreciate that. 489 00:20:41,109 --> 00:20:44,286 You're absolutely right, Martin. Go ahead, Eden. 490 00:20:44,417 --> 00:20:46,767 Sing your song. 491 00:20:46,854 --> 00:20:49,944 - Eden. Eden. - Everyone. Eden. 492 00:20:50,074 --> 00:20:53,513 - Eden. Eden. - Come on, everybody. 493 00:20:53,600 --> 00:20:55,471 - Okay, okay, okay. - Come on, everyone. 494 00:20:55,558 --> 00:20:58,908 - Eden, Eden, Eden. - Come on. 495 00:20:58,909 --> 00:21:01,303 Eden, Eden. 496 00:21:05,089 --> 00:21:08,179 ♪ Hello, railroad ♪ 497 00:21:08,310 --> 00:21:11,444 ♪ Is this the railroad ♪ 498 00:21:11,618 --> 00:21:14,708 ♪ I want a one-way ticket down to Tennessee ♪ 499 00:21:14,795 --> 00:21:16,275 ♪ I'm leaving immediately ♪ 500 00:21:16,362 --> 00:21:18,581 ♪ Chattanooga, here I come ♪ 501 00:21:18,668 --> 00:21:21,018 ♪ Pardon me, boy, hey, boy ♪ 502 00:21:21,236 --> 00:21:22,716 ♪ The Chattanooga choo choo ♪ 503 00:21:22,803 --> 00:21:24,283 Choo choo! 504 00:21:24,370 --> 00:21:25,849 ♪ Track 29 ♪ 505 00:21:27,329 --> 00:21:28,678 ♪ Boy, you can give me a shine. ♪ 506 00:21:28,809 --> 00:21:31,464 Oh. Oh, no. 507 00:21:34,031 --> 00:21:36,294 Lorenzo, you consumed any alcohol tonight? 508 00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:37,948 No. I only had water. 509 00:21:38,035 --> 00:21:39,385 You resting? 510 00:21:39,472 --> 00:21:41,603 Even a chair ride to the refrigerator? 511 00:21:41,604 --> 00:21:44,303 I stayed in bed all day. I drank water. I stopped training. 512 00:21:44,390 --> 00:21:46,217 I did everything you said, Doc. 513 00:21:46,348 --> 00:21:48,959 It's not overexertion, alcohol or dehydration. 514 00:21:49,046 --> 00:21:50,221 What could be causing it? 515 00:21:50,352 --> 00:21:52,354 - Eden's singing. - Oh my God, it's not my singing. 516 00:21:52,485 --> 00:21:54,356 It's not her singing! 517 00:21:54,574 --> 00:21:56,532 Look, you have fainted twice in two days. 518 00:21:56,619 --> 00:21:58,055 It could be a heart arrhythmia 519 00:21:58,142 --> 00:22:00,449 or early warning signs of a heart attack. 520 00:22:00,580 --> 00:22:01,581 I think you need to go to a hospital. 521 00:22:01,711 --> 00:22:03,974 - I hate hospitals. - I know, I know. 522 00:22:04,061 --> 00:22:05,192 All the curing and the life-saving, 523 00:22:05,193 --> 00:22:06,237 they're horrible. 524 00:22:06,368 --> 00:22:07,543 Look, I can't force you to do it, 525 00:22:07,630 --> 00:22:08,718 but if you don't want to, 526 00:22:08,805 --> 00:22:10,024 then you're gonna have to come see me 527 00:22:10,154 --> 00:22:12,113 for an EKG as soon as possible. 528 00:22:12,200 --> 00:22:13,201 Okay. 529 00:22:15,072 --> 00:22:17,074 So, how was it? 530 00:22:17,161 --> 00:22:19,990 Uh, it... Terrible. 531 00:22:20,164 --> 00:22:22,341 - Hm. - How was yours? 532 00:22:22,428 --> 00:22:23,777 Also terrible. 533 00:22:23,864 --> 00:22:25,387 - Really? - What happened? 534 00:22:25,474 --> 00:22:26,562 He seemed like such a good guy. 535 00:22:26,649 --> 00:22:29,435 I think I underestimated 536 00:22:29,522 --> 00:22:31,175 how weird it might be for someone 537 00:22:31,262 --> 00:22:32,307 to hear on a first date 538 00:22:32,394 --> 00:22:33,830 that I might be pregnant before the second. 539 00:22:33,961 --> 00:22:35,919 It's certainly an icebreaker. 540 00:22:40,184 --> 00:22:42,056 Why was yours so awful? 541 00:22:42,186 --> 00:22:46,713 Um, like, you know, the uzh. 542 00:22:46,843 --> 00:22:48,236 Are you just trying to make me feel better? 543 00:22:48,323 --> 00:22:50,543 Yes. 544 00:22:50,630 --> 00:22:51,848 Actually, it was okay. 545 00:22:51,979 --> 00:22:53,546 I mean, we didn't have anything in common, 546 00:22:53,633 --> 00:22:56,636 but the sex was awesome. 547 00:22:56,766 --> 00:22:58,028 You already slept with her? 548 00:22:58,115 --> 00:22:59,116 It was her idea. 549 00:22:59,203 --> 00:23:00,901 She felt bad I had to drive so far. 550 00:23:08,996 --> 00:23:10,823 I find it very strange 551 00:23:10,824 --> 00:23:12,869 that three men may have testicular cancer 552 00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:14,305 and they don't seem to care at all. 553 00:23:14,436 --> 00:23:16,569 Well, you can lead a horse to a urinal. 554 00:23:16,656 --> 00:23:19,484 I may be able to do more than that. 555 00:23:19,485 --> 00:23:22,139 If the lab still has their blood samples, 556 00:23:22,226 --> 00:23:24,881 serum hCG test could detect cancer. 557 00:23:25,012 --> 00:23:28,057 All they have to do is test the samples they already have. 558 00:23:28,058 --> 00:23:30,409 Uh, thank you for standing up for me tonight. 559 00:23:31,888 --> 00:23:33,673 Oh, you're welcome. 560 00:23:33,803 --> 00:23:39,026 I said I don't care if people warmed up to me, 561 00:23:39,156 --> 00:23:40,635 - but, um... - It's not true. 562 00:23:40,636 --> 00:23:41,898 No, it is not. 563 00:23:42,029 --> 00:23:44,248 I, and I know this is hard to believe, 564 00:23:44,335 --> 00:23:46,512 but I was a very different child. 565 00:23:46,599 --> 00:23:49,776 I wasn't fun. Didn't have many friends. 566 00:23:49,906 --> 00:23:52,647 And I pretend that I don't care what people think about me, 567 00:23:52,648 --> 00:23:56,260 but, um, I... I do. 568 00:23:56,391 --> 00:23:57,827 Hm. 569 00:23:57,958 --> 00:24:02,310 First summer I was here, I tried the lobster crate race. 570 00:24:03,746 --> 00:24:05,966 It's where you run onto the... 571 00:24:06,053 --> 00:24:08,316 You know, it doesn't matter. I was petrified. 572 00:24:08,403 --> 00:24:09,665 - Oh. - Afraid of 573 00:24:09,752 --> 00:24:11,624 looking stupid or failing, 574 00:24:11,798 --> 00:24:13,887 but I forced myself to do it and... 575 00:24:13,974 --> 00:24:15,845 It was better than you thought? 576 00:24:15,932 --> 00:24:17,325 No, it was one of the worst days of my life. 577 00:24:17,412 --> 00:24:19,588 - Ah. - I was so scared, I wet myself. 578 00:24:21,460 --> 00:24:23,070 All the kids were laughing at me 579 00:24:23,287 --> 00:24:24,897 and I fell in the water immediately. 580 00:24:24,898 --> 00:24:27,204 I swear I could still hear them 581 00:24:27,291 --> 00:24:28,989 and I didn't want to swim to the surface. 582 00:24:34,298 --> 00:24:35,690 You know, spontaneous micturition 583 00:24:35,691 --> 00:24:37,780 is very normal in children. 584 00:24:37,867 --> 00:24:38,781 Yeah. 585 00:24:49,313 --> 00:24:52,925 On your mark, get set, go! 586 00:24:52,926 --> 00:24:54,362 That's a good boy. 587 00:24:55,929 --> 00:24:57,974 You're okay. Start again. 588 00:24:58,061 --> 00:24:59,933 Stay in the middle, stay in the middle, stay in the middle. 589 00:25:00,020 --> 00:25:02,675 Well, is it starting to feel good? 590 00:25:02,762 --> 00:25:04,328 - Yeah! That's my boy! - Yes. 591 00:25:04,459 --> 00:25:06,505 Ah, ah. Here you go! Come on! 592 00:25:06,592 --> 00:25:07,723 Well, ouch. 593 00:25:07,810 --> 00:25:08,768 You get a splinter? 594 00:25:08,898 --> 00:25:10,030 Don't think about it. 595 00:25:10,117 --> 00:25:11,988 Think that you're running like on the road. 596 00:25:12,119 --> 00:25:14,948 - That's your road to success! - Yeah! 597 00:25:15,818 --> 00:25:18,038 Five! He's at ten! 598 00:25:18,125 --> 00:25:21,607 16, 20! There you go, my boy! 599 00:25:21,694 --> 00:25:23,478 25! 600 00:25:24,958 --> 00:25:26,481 28? 601 00:25:31,704 --> 00:25:33,314 30. 602 00:25:33,401 --> 00:25:35,272 I can't believe it! 603 00:25:35,359 --> 00:25:37,753 I got to 30! I almost beat your record! 604 00:25:38,624 --> 00:25:41,756 - I know. - I... I was almost the GOAT! 605 00:25:41,757 --> 00:25:43,976 I've never felt that way before. 606 00:25:43,977 --> 00:25:46,632 I think it's confidence? 607 00:25:46,719 --> 00:25:49,286 But then I messed up at thirty. 608 00:25:49,373 --> 00:25:51,941 Well, you know, you don't have to be the greatest of all time. 609 00:25:52,028 --> 00:25:55,118 All you have to do is be the greatest this Saturday. 610 00:25:56,293 --> 00:25:59,992 And you know, the lobster crate race is not just about winning. 611 00:25:59,993 --> 00:26:01,516 What else is it about? 612 00:26:01,603 --> 00:26:04,301 Well, you know what people say. 613 00:26:04,998 --> 00:26:08,044 The effort. Knowing you did your best. 614 00:26:08,958 --> 00:26:11,004 That's what people say when you're not good at something. 615 00:26:12,048 --> 00:26:12,745 Believe me, I know. 616 00:26:18,489 --> 00:26:22,363 There's nothing concerning for arrhythmia or heart attack. 617 00:26:22,450 --> 00:26:23,582 There isn't? 618 00:26:23,669 --> 00:26:25,235 An EKG is not bulletproof. 619 00:26:25,322 --> 00:26:27,411 You need to see a specialist in Bar Harbor for a stress echo 620 00:26:27,542 --> 00:26:29,109 and a CTPA as soon as possible. 621 00:26:29,196 --> 00:26:31,502 Maybe I just need to avoid H-E-R. 622 00:26:31,633 --> 00:26:33,373 Lorenzo, that's not funny. 623 00:26:33,374 --> 00:26:34,941 Lorenzo. 624 00:26:35,071 --> 00:26:36,551 I was hoping this would get cleared up with the EKG, 625 00:26:37,291 --> 00:26:38,553 but you know, it really didn't. 626 00:26:38,640 --> 00:26:40,903 So, I'd like to sing to him. 627 00:26:40,990 --> 00:26:44,167 - What? No! - I don't think that's necessary. 628 00:26:44,298 --> 00:26:46,866 You are in the presence of two world-class doctors, Lorenzo. 629 00:26:46,996 --> 00:26:48,128 I was fine with just the one. 630 00:26:50,304 --> 00:26:52,262 I'd like to get this settled before I head back to Boston. 631 00:26:52,349 --> 00:26:53,350 I'm not gonna die 632 00:26:53,699 --> 00:26:54,787 just so you can make your girlfriend feel better! 633 00:26:54,874 --> 00:26:56,876 - I'm outta here! - Lorenzo! Lorenzo! 634 00:26:59,008 --> 00:27:00,706 Would you just let me sing to you? 635 00:27:02,446 --> 00:27:04,797 ♪ Pardon me, boy 636 00:27:04,884 --> 00:27:06,058 Ah, I'm dying! 637 00:27:06,059 --> 00:27:07,277 You're literally killing people. 638 00:27:11,238 --> 00:27:13,370 Oh, everyone's a comedian, okay. 639 00:27:16,373 --> 00:27:19,725 Elaine, did we get the new lab results for those idiot men? 640 00:27:19,812 --> 00:27:24,077 Pregnant men? Yes. They all have HCG levels of zero. 641 00:27:24,164 --> 00:27:26,775 Which means they don't have cancer. 642 00:27:26,906 --> 00:27:29,169 - That's good news, isn't it? - It is. 643 00:27:29,256 --> 00:27:31,562 But why would three men in one town have blood results 644 00:27:31,693 --> 00:27:32,999 that don't match their urine results? 645 00:27:34,522 --> 00:27:35,915 So whose pee was it? 646 00:27:36,045 --> 00:27:37,177 - My pee. - It was mine. 647 00:27:37,264 --> 00:27:38,352 No, it was definitely mine. I peed a lot. 648 00:27:38,482 --> 00:27:39,222 - All of us. - I had to pee. 649 00:27:39,309 --> 00:27:40,746 My own pee. 650 00:27:40,920 --> 00:27:43,183 I think your samples all came from one person. 651 00:27:43,270 --> 00:27:45,576 And it's not any of you because I was able to determine 652 00:27:45,707 --> 00:27:47,970 without your help that you are all cancer-free. 653 00:27:48,057 --> 00:27:49,537 But you were never worried, were you? 654 00:27:49,624 --> 00:27:50,886 Because it was never your urine. 655 00:27:50,973 --> 00:27:52,540 Hey, we want to stay out of this, man. 656 00:27:52,627 --> 00:27:53,672 I probably... 657 00:27:53,759 --> 00:27:55,978 Just zip it. 658 00:27:56,065 --> 00:27:58,328 Whose pee did you use for the urine test? 659 00:27:58,415 --> 00:28:01,070 It was mine, okay? 660 00:28:02,158 --> 00:28:05,553 I gave them my pee to use for their physicals. You caught me. 661 00:28:05,640 --> 00:28:06,641 Are you happy? 662 00:28:11,080 --> 00:28:12,516 Are you sure it was yours? 663 00:28:12,603 --> 00:28:14,431 Yes. Why would I lie about that? 664 00:28:14,518 --> 00:28:16,651 Well, why would you tell three employees to use your urine? 665 00:28:16,738 --> 00:28:18,522 Because maybe they smoke more than cigarettes 666 00:28:18,653 --> 00:28:19,959 on their smoke breaks, okay? 667 00:28:20,089 --> 00:28:22,657 And if it ends up getting flagged in their files 668 00:28:22,744 --> 00:28:23,876 that they tested positive for drugs, 669 00:28:23,963 --> 00:28:25,007 they would lose their job. 670 00:28:25,094 --> 00:28:27,139 And I would lose my workers. 671 00:28:27,140 --> 00:28:29,010 They might shut my facility down. 672 00:28:29,011 --> 00:28:32,885 So let it go. It's just a crate race. 673 00:28:32,972 --> 00:28:36,715 The thing is, your urine tested positive in a pregnancy test. 674 00:28:36,802 --> 00:28:38,367 You're hilarious. 675 00:28:38,368 --> 00:28:40,240 - Goodbye. - No, no. Listen to me. 676 00:28:40,327 --> 00:28:42,459 For reasons I will not get into, 677 00:28:42,546 --> 00:28:44,897 all the urine yesterday was tested for pregnancy. 678 00:28:44,984 --> 00:28:46,681 And a positive pregnancy test for a man 679 00:28:46,768 --> 00:28:49,205 could indicate testicular cancer. 680 00:28:49,336 --> 00:28:52,165 So I'd like you to go to Bar Harbor for more testing. 681 00:28:54,123 --> 00:28:56,038 You're a scaredy-cat doctor who's afraid of blood. 682 00:28:56,125 --> 00:28:57,387 You don't know what you're talking about. 683 00:28:57,474 --> 00:29:00,042 You'll just say anything to get to me, won't you, 684 00:29:00,129 --> 00:29:01,957 Dr. Pees himself? 685 00:29:11,793 --> 00:29:14,622 Hey. You want to go to the crate race with me on Saturday? 686 00:29:16,232 --> 00:29:19,408 Or are we still fighting about 687 00:29:19,409 --> 00:29:20,889 whatever it is we were fighting about? 688 00:29:22,673 --> 00:29:24,066 I'm not going to the crate race. 689 00:29:24,153 --> 00:29:26,025 Just tell me. Can you tell me what I did? 690 00:29:26,155 --> 00:29:27,417 You can... you can give it to me. 691 00:29:27,504 --> 00:29:32,422 Saturday is the seventh anniversary of my dad's death. 692 00:29:32,509 --> 00:29:33,946 Oh. 693 00:29:35,686 --> 00:29:38,994 And I was complaining about not having a dad when... 694 00:29:41,040 --> 00:29:42,084 I kind of do. 695 00:29:42,171 --> 00:29:44,870 No, not kind of, Al. 696 00:29:44,957 --> 00:29:46,480 Bert's your dad! 697 00:29:46,610 --> 00:29:49,222 He loves you. And he raised you. 698 00:29:49,309 --> 00:29:51,964 And he's been begging you to forgive him for months. 699 00:29:54,880 --> 00:29:56,011 He's your dad. 700 00:30:03,018 --> 00:30:06,543 What are you going to do for his anniversary? 701 00:30:08,981 --> 00:30:11,460 Normally, my mom and I mark the day 702 00:30:11,461 --> 00:30:14,943 with root beer floats, which was his favorite. 703 00:30:15,074 --> 00:30:18,337 And we look at pictures and we tell stories, 704 00:30:18,338 --> 00:30:20,514 but she hasn't even called me about it this year. 705 00:30:20,644 --> 00:30:23,821 She's probably going to be with Dum Dum at the crate race, 706 00:30:23,822 --> 00:30:24,866 not even caring. 707 00:30:24,997 --> 00:30:28,042 Well, you know who won't be with Dum Dum 708 00:30:28,043 --> 00:30:29,391 at the crate race not caring? 709 00:30:29,392 --> 00:30:31,220 Me. 710 00:30:31,307 --> 00:30:33,744 And I would love to have root beer floats with you 711 00:30:33,875 --> 00:30:36,486 and listen to you tell stories about your dad. 712 00:30:40,926 --> 00:30:45,017 No, you should go to the crate race with your dad. 713 00:31:07,343 --> 00:31:09,606 Ugh. All right. 714 00:31:11,260 --> 00:31:17,178 Sarah Best! What the hell are you doing? 715 00:31:17,179 --> 00:31:20,094 What the hell are you doing? Night fishing without a permit? 716 00:31:20,095 --> 00:31:21,880 Oh, I got a permit. 717 00:31:21,967 --> 00:31:24,099 Oh, well, then carry on. 718 00:31:24,186 --> 00:31:26,536 What are you doing with that crate? 719 00:31:26,623 --> 00:31:29,974 Nothing. Nothing at all, you crusty old windbag. 720 00:31:29,975 --> 00:31:34,108 I think you are rigging the race to protect your precious record. 721 00:31:34,109 --> 00:31:35,719 I'm not rigging it. 722 00:31:36,851 --> 00:31:38,766 I'm un-rigging it. 723 00:31:38,853 --> 00:31:41,943 - Come again? - Well, I may have made 724 00:31:42,030 --> 00:31:45,729 the 30th crate slightly unstable in the past. 725 00:31:45,860 --> 00:31:47,644 You mean for the past 50 years? 726 00:31:48,950 --> 00:31:52,606 What's done is done. I'm making it right now. 727 00:31:52,736 --> 00:31:55,564 Oh, my God. She's suddenly got a conscience. 728 00:31:55,565 --> 00:31:56,610 No, I don't. 729 00:31:56,740 --> 00:31:58,960 I liked having my record. 730 00:31:59,047 --> 00:32:01,570 I plan to die with my record. 731 00:32:01,571 --> 00:32:04,531 But there's this damn kid, Peter Cronk. 732 00:32:05,749 --> 00:32:07,577 He deserves a fair shot. 733 00:32:25,682 --> 00:32:26,727 Sarah, are you ready to go? 734 00:32:29,338 --> 00:32:30,035 Aunt Sarah? 735 00:32:32,385 --> 00:32:33,602 What? 736 00:32:33,603 --> 00:32:35,214 You told me to be here at 12:30. 737 00:32:35,344 --> 00:32:36,911 - Is it 12:30 now? - Mm-hmm. 738 00:32:36,998 --> 00:32:38,304 - Do you want to wait in the car? - No. 739 00:32:38,434 --> 00:32:40,044 I don't want to wait in the car. Do you have coffee? 740 00:32:40,045 --> 00:32:43,352 Hey, Cuddle butt! I can't find my socks. 741 00:32:43,483 --> 00:32:45,398 Oh, hiya, Doc. 742 00:32:45,485 --> 00:32:46,877 I didn't know anyone was here. 743 00:32:47,008 --> 00:32:50,490 Don't look so shocked. Have a life. I got needs. 744 00:32:50,577 --> 00:32:51,491 I don't want to hear about your needs. 745 00:32:51,578 --> 00:32:52,970 Or see your needs. 746 00:32:52,971 --> 00:32:54,015 Do you want to wait in the car? 747 00:32:54,146 --> 00:32:56,277 I told you to meet me at 12:30. 748 00:32:56,278 --> 00:32:57,410 - Hey, I could just leave. - No, no, no, no, no. 749 00:32:57,497 --> 00:32:59,064 I'm leaving, okay? I'm leaving. 750 00:32:59,151 --> 00:33:01,327 I don't even want to go to this stupid crate race anyway. 751 00:33:01,457 --> 00:33:02,937 - You can go alone. - No, no, no, no, no. 752 00:33:03,024 --> 00:33:04,460 - Please. Martin, wait. - What? 753 00:33:04,591 --> 00:33:06,158 I... I... 754 00:33:07,159 --> 00:33:08,420 I want to apologize. 755 00:33:08,421 --> 00:33:10,162 It's too late, okay? I can't unsee that. 756 00:33:10,292 --> 00:33:12,860 No, not that. Come on, you're a doctor. 757 00:33:12,947 --> 00:33:15,296 Get over it. But, Martin, I... 758 00:33:15,297 --> 00:33:17,777 I know you didn't want to go to the crate races that summer, 759 00:33:17,778 --> 00:33:19,606 after... 760 00:33:19,693 --> 00:33:23,304 After Rosemary, and I just pushed. 761 00:33:23,305 --> 00:33:26,308 Not only pushed to make you go, but compete 762 00:33:26,395 --> 00:33:30,877 because I had been so fond of that in my own memories. 763 00:33:30,878 --> 00:33:33,228 And I thought that Port Wenn and the community 764 00:33:33,402 --> 00:33:34,663 would help to heal you. 765 00:33:34,664 --> 00:33:36,231 But it was just the exact opposite. 766 00:33:36,405 --> 00:33:38,886 You just completely withdrew. 767 00:33:38,973 --> 00:33:40,627 And then you wouldn't do anything. 768 00:33:40,714 --> 00:33:43,760 Just read your books, didn't want to be on the boat with me. 769 00:33:43,847 --> 00:33:45,761 And I know that now. 770 00:33:45,762 --> 00:33:50,724 It's probably why you just hate all these town festivities. 771 00:33:50,854 --> 00:33:54,075 Jeez, it's not... I... I barely remember. 772 00:33:54,206 --> 00:33:55,511 Do you want a ride to the crate race 773 00:33:55,642 --> 00:33:58,079 or are you going to go with Eddie McChesthair? 774 00:33:58,210 --> 00:34:00,908 I... That's... He's just a nooner. 775 00:34:00,995 --> 00:34:02,691 Please never say that again. 776 00:34:02,692 --> 00:34:04,216 I want to go with you. And I'm happy you're going. 777 00:34:04,303 --> 00:34:05,956 Okay, I'm only going 778 00:34:06,087 --> 00:34:07,783 in case someone gets hurt, which they will, 779 00:34:07,784 --> 00:34:10,874 because this is a ridiculously stupid and dangerous idea. 780 00:34:11,005 --> 00:34:13,355 Much like having sex over 70. 781 00:34:13,442 --> 00:34:14,704 Please hurry. 782 00:34:14,791 --> 00:34:15,879 They're both fun. 783 00:34:26,368 --> 00:34:28,370 Thanks. 784 00:34:30,764 --> 00:34:32,940 Can you make one more of those, Greg? 785 00:34:41,470 --> 00:34:43,603 I love that one of you two. 786 00:34:44,821 --> 00:34:45,866 It's a good one. 787 00:34:47,911 --> 00:34:50,957 Aw. 788 00:34:56,703 --> 00:34:57,704 Seven crates. 789 00:35:01,186 --> 00:35:02,316 Easy, easy, easy. 790 00:35:05,842 --> 00:35:07,844 This is gonna be good. 791 00:35:07,931 --> 00:35:10,847 And nine crates. For Bert Large. 792 00:35:10,934 --> 00:35:12,544 Good on you, Bert. 793 00:35:12,545 --> 00:35:15,983 Nine crates. Not bad. 794 00:35:17,506 --> 00:35:19,203 You made it. 795 00:35:19,204 --> 00:35:21,423 Of course I made it, Dad. It's our thing. 796 00:35:29,301 --> 00:35:32,217 And now, the baddie with the badge, 797 00:35:32,304 --> 00:35:36,003 our very own, Sheriff Mark Mylow! 798 00:35:36,090 --> 00:35:37,787 Show us your stuff, Mark. 799 00:35:48,450 --> 00:35:49,798 Go! 800 00:35:49,799 --> 00:35:51,236 Ah! 801 00:35:54,674 --> 00:35:56,153 Well, not his best effort, 802 00:35:56,154 --> 00:35:58,417 but still at 15 crates, 803 00:35:58,547 --> 00:36:01,463 that puts Mark in first place. 804 00:36:01,550 --> 00:36:03,291 Not for long. 805 00:36:03,422 --> 00:36:06,990 That's right, because I'm up next, baby. Let's go. 806 00:36:07,121 --> 00:36:09,819 Come on, Kenji. 807 00:36:09,906 --> 00:36:11,125 Show 'em what from-aways do. 808 00:36:11,212 --> 00:36:12,605 Come on. 809 00:36:12,692 --> 00:36:16,478 - Kenji, Kenji, Kenji, Kenji! - You got it, you got it. 810 00:36:16,565 --> 00:36:18,480 - Woo! - That a boy! 811 00:36:18,567 --> 00:36:20,830 All right. 812 00:36:20,917 --> 00:36:23,790 That was Kenzie Wan with 21 crates, 813 00:36:23,877 --> 00:36:25,705 which puts him ahead of Mark Mylow. 814 00:36:27,707 --> 00:36:29,578 That'd be $200. 815 00:36:29,665 --> 00:36:33,147 This race ain't over yet. We still got some powerhouses. 816 00:36:33,843 --> 00:36:36,846 And now, first time challenger, Peter Cronk. 817 00:36:36,933 --> 00:36:38,631 Is he one of them? 818 00:36:38,718 --> 00:36:41,198 - All right, Peter, - where's his floaties? 819 00:36:41,199 --> 00:36:42,416 Yeah. 820 00:36:42,417 --> 00:36:45,246 I got this. Just dance across the crates. 821 00:36:54,734 --> 00:36:56,518 And he's off like a rocket. 822 00:36:56,605 --> 00:37:00,305 10.15. Oh. 823 00:37:00,392 --> 00:37:05,310 22. He's. He's in the lead. 26. Oh, he's... 824 00:37:05,397 --> 00:37:07,311 Oh. And he's in at 26, 825 00:37:07,312 --> 00:37:08,748 But still, he's in the lead. 826 00:37:08,835 --> 00:37:11,228 Peter Cronk in first place. 827 00:37:11,229 --> 00:37:13,535 Yeah, Peter! 828 00:37:15,624 --> 00:37:18,540 You go, buddy! 829 00:37:18,627 --> 00:37:22,022 I'm so proud of you. I'm so proud of you, huh? 830 00:37:22,109 --> 00:37:23,632 How about this boy? 831 00:37:25,765 --> 00:37:26,461 Good job. 832 00:37:28,507 --> 00:37:31,553 And last and least, because he was last year's winner 833 00:37:31,640 --> 00:37:35,557 and my least favorite, Glendon Ross. 834 00:37:43,652 --> 00:37:46,220 Put on a little weight this year, did you, Glendon? 835 00:37:51,573 --> 00:37:57,361 Wuh-whoa. Glendon Ross has weaseled his way 836 00:37:57,362 --> 00:38:00,581 into first position with 28 crates. 837 00:38:00,582 --> 00:38:06,284 In second place is Peter Cronk. And in third place, Kenji Wan. 838 00:38:06,371 --> 00:38:08,677 So sorry, Sheriff. So sorry. 839 00:38:08,764 --> 00:38:11,593 And now, if there are no more entrants, 840 00:38:11,680 --> 00:38:13,942 we're going to go to Lorenzo, 841 00:38:13,943 --> 00:38:15,467 who couldn't participate this year, 842 00:38:15,554 --> 00:38:19,079 who is going to ring the victory bell. 843 00:38:27,087 --> 00:38:27,870 Excuse me. 844 00:38:37,967 --> 00:38:38,968 He doesn't have a pulse. 845 00:38:42,407 --> 00:38:43,973 His heart stopped. Mark called 9-1-1. 846 00:38:45,932 --> 00:38:47,325 Hold on. He's breathing. 847 00:38:48,761 --> 00:38:49,457 Still no pulse. 848 00:38:53,200 --> 00:38:55,114 But he has a pulse on this side. 849 00:38:55,115 --> 00:38:57,247 Why only on this side? 850 00:38:57,378 --> 00:38:59,554 Wait. I know what's happening. 851 00:38:59,641 --> 00:39:01,643 He has a totally occluded artery on one side, 852 00:39:01,730 --> 00:39:03,341 which means he only has one working carotid 853 00:39:03,428 --> 00:39:05,038 bringing blood to the brain. 854 00:39:05,168 --> 00:39:07,432 And it must be getting kinked like a hose every time 855 00:39:07,519 --> 00:39:08,781 he does the choo choo motion. 856 00:39:08,868 --> 00:39:10,217 Which is the same motion required 857 00:39:10,304 --> 00:39:11,610 to ring the victory bell. 858 00:39:11,740 --> 00:39:13,219 Mark, we need to get him to Bar Harbor immediately 859 00:39:13,220 --> 00:39:14,177 for a possible endarterectomy. 860 00:39:14,308 --> 00:39:15,614 Paramedics are on their way. 861 00:39:15,744 --> 00:39:17,006 Now, the most important thing... 862 00:39:17,093 --> 00:39:19,269 It wasn't Eden singing. 863 00:39:19,400 --> 00:39:21,140 I was gonna say is that we caught it in time 864 00:39:21,141 --> 00:39:22,185 to save his life, 865 00:39:22,316 --> 00:39:24,405 but that is also very important. 866 00:39:31,543 --> 00:39:33,152 I know it's scary, but the longer you wait, 867 00:39:33,153 --> 00:39:35,024 the worse it could be. 868 00:39:35,111 --> 00:39:37,244 You don't have to see me, but you should see someone. 869 00:39:37,331 --> 00:39:39,246 I just won the crate race. 870 00:39:39,333 --> 00:39:41,595 Does that sound like someone who's sick? 871 00:39:41,596 --> 00:39:43,467 You're the one who's sick. 872 00:39:43,468 --> 00:39:46,601 You're afraid of everything, from crate races to blood. 873 00:39:48,908 --> 00:39:50,518 I'll tell you what. 874 00:39:50,692 --> 00:39:52,085 I beat you in the crate race right now, 875 00:39:52,215 --> 00:39:53,782 you go to Bar Harbor for testing. 876 00:39:54,348 --> 00:39:56,132 If you win, you can do what you want. 877 00:39:57,830 --> 00:39:59,658 Like that would ever happen. 878 00:40:00,267 --> 00:40:03,009 Yeah, sure. I'll take that bet. 879 00:40:07,448 --> 00:40:10,233 And in a surprising turn of events, 880 00:40:10,320 --> 00:40:12,671 we have one more crate racer. 881 00:40:12,801 --> 00:40:16,848 My nephew, Martin Best. 882 00:40:16,849 --> 00:40:20,679 Go, Martin. Show us how it's done. 883 00:40:24,726 --> 00:40:26,380 Go, go fast! 884 00:40:26,467 --> 00:40:29,296 The trick is to run so fast, you barely touch the crates. 885 00:40:46,531 --> 00:40:48,054 He's off. Go, Martin, go! 886 00:40:48,184 --> 00:40:50,098 Go, go, go, go, go! 887 00:41:00,022 --> 00:41:01,807 Ten! 888 00:41:03,896 --> 00:41:05,506 15! 889 00:41:05,637 --> 00:41:07,247 20! 890 00:41:07,334 --> 00:41:09,336 Go, go, go, Martin, go! 891 00:41:09,423 --> 00:41:13,427 25, 28, woo! 892 00:41:13,514 --> 00:41:15,690 32! 893 00:41:15,777 --> 00:41:18,432 Oh! And he's in the water. 894 00:41:18,519 --> 00:41:19,694 Woo! 895 00:41:19,781 --> 00:41:22,088 But he's taken first place 896 00:41:22,175 --> 00:41:26,309 and broken record at 32 crates. 897 00:41:26,440 --> 00:41:28,486 Woo! 898 00:41:28,573 --> 00:41:30,704 And the final results 899 00:41:30,705 --> 00:41:35,667 of this year's Port Wenn lobster crate races: 900 00:41:35,754 --> 00:41:39,801 hot shot rookie Peter Cronk in third place, 901 00:41:39,888 --> 00:41:42,674 second place goes to Glendon Ross, whatever, 902 00:41:42,761 --> 00:41:48,505 and first place goes to Martin Best! 903 00:41:48,506 --> 00:41:50,595 Yay! 904 00:41:50,682 --> 00:41:52,466 Woo! 905 00:41:55,382 --> 00:41:57,166 Oh, my God. 906 00:41:57,253 --> 00:42:00,168 You did it! Oh, my God. 907 00:42:00,169 --> 00:42:03,346 - Dr. Best, you're a GOAT! - I'm a what? 908 00:42:03,433 --> 00:42:05,174 Not a goat, the GOAT. 909 00:42:05,261 --> 00:42:06,393 You beat your Aunt Sarah's record! 910 00:42:06,480 --> 00:42:07,525 You bastard. 911 00:42:07,612 --> 00:42:08,700 Sorry about that. 912 00:42:11,398 --> 00:42:14,619 Okay. I'll see a doctor. 913 00:42:14,706 --> 00:42:16,882 Give it up for Dr. B! 914 00:42:23,584 --> 00:42:25,193 Good job, buddy. 915 00:42:25,194 --> 00:42:27,631 21 crates? 916 00:42:27,632 --> 00:42:30,765 Only guy to beat you was this guy right here. 917 00:42:40,383 --> 00:42:42,211 Well, you were right. 918 00:42:43,169 --> 00:42:44,213 I'm pregnant. 919 00:42:46,738 --> 00:42:48,696 - What stage? - One. 920 00:42:48,827 --> 00:42:53,048 He said it was good we caught it early. 921 00:42:53,179 --> 00:42:54,136 Glendon... 922 00:42:57,009 --> 00:42:58,445 if you need anything, let me know. 923 00:43:01,579 --> 00:43:03,232 I need for you to know. 924 00:43:05,191 --> 00:43:06,671 You got lucky Saturday. 925 00:43:07,628 --> 00:43:10,457 Water was way calmer. Wind at your back. 926 00:43:11,240 --> 00:43:12,677 It's a big difference. 927 00:43:18,421 --> 00:43:19,814 I'm the GOAT.